Hardcore Hell ’08 will go down as
one of the best shows ever produced in the 9 year history of wrestling in
Cornelia.
Anarchy’s most highly anticipated show since Hostile Environment last July
turned out to be every bit as good as it appeared to be on paper. Almost across
the board, the matches delivered beyond the stories behind them. Mad props to
the entire crew. For violent pays off on long-arcing storylines, you couldn’t
beat this show.
The NWA/Paul C. Parker Arena was close to sold out with over 300 in the
building, and they were an appropriately hardcore crowd at that – super heat
and massive appreciation for the full 3:30.
Bill Behrens welcomed the fans to “our Wrestlemania.†He had birthday
wishes and flowers for
(1) Todd Sexton and Team Technician (Bob E. & Tyler Smith) beat Adrian
Hawkins & Wes Grissom & Chip Day in 8 minutes. Grissom injured
his knee on the opening double dive spot and had to be helped to the dressing
room. Didn’t hurt the match. They handled it so well, I thought it was a work.
T&TT got heat on Day. Hot tag. House cleaning on the Technicians lead to a
Day 450 to take out Bob E. Sexton got Hawkins in the single leg crab. The
Bleacher Bums were chanting for Hawkins to tap. Hawkins tagged Day. They totally
ignored the newly installed tag ropes. Day hit a double stomp on Sexton. With
referee Brent Wiley busy with Hawkins, Technicians gave Day the Hart Attack and
Sexton covered.
(2) Brodie Chase pinned Don Matthews at 11:20 with the help of special
referee Melissa Coates. This was the one case where the story was better
than the match, which would have been much better being kept down to 6 minutes.
Comedy opening with Matthews getting his rocks off as Coates patted him down for
foreign objects. Chase ripped off Jacob Ashworth’s ref shirt and covered up
Melissa’s revealing ref outfit. Coates blocked closed fists to show she wanted
her men to settle it fair and square. Kind of a lumbering quality to the action,
and the crowd was not into it. Matthews gave Chase the Lariat. Coates counted
two and faked a shoulder injury. The crowd got pissed. Chase poked Matthews in
the eyes and hit a sitout powerbomb. Coates fast counted him. Coates pounded
Matthews’ face. Really potatoted him, too. She ripped the ref shirt off and
left with Chase after a victory pose. Matthews was seething.
(3) Truitt Fields beat Jeff Lewis to retain the NWA Anarchy Television Title
in 7:45. This match was thrown together at the last show. Fields’
was programmed with Patrick Bentley, but then Bentley disappeared. Lewis was
treading water after a disappointing feud with Kory Chavis. The wrestling was
way better than the previous match. Dueling chants early. Fields frustrated
Lewis. Crowd was all Fields now. The key spot saw Fields do a cat-like slingshot
to the floor only to be slammed HARD into the camera stand by Lewis. Fields
tried to mount a comeback, and when he did, Lewis bumped huge for it.. Lewis was
able to reverse out of the Killing Fields, but Fields then reversed Lewis with
an O’Connor roll. Bad looking finish to an otherwise good match.
Postmatch, Lewis left Fields laying with a swinging neckbreaker. Lewis kissed
the title belt and deposited it on top of Fields.
(4) Mikal Judas beat Tank (with Reverend Dan Wilson) in 8:24.
Heated brawl right from the opening bell. Judas made a move for
Finish was a top rope double stomp with Tank laid out on the two chairs, a
killer finish to start a streak of memorable finishes that carried through the
end of the show. Thus, Judas got revenge for the vicious double stomp he took
from Tank at Season’s Beatings ’06.
(5) Jerry Palmer beat Jeremy Vain in a bunkhouse match in 17:43. I
would have figured an 18 minute match involving a non-wrestler to be a recipe
for disaster. Far from it, this was excellent for what it was. The pacing was on
the money. Vain made the match by bumping like a freaking madman. Mr. Adonis was
handcuffed to the turnbuckle in Vain’s corner. The key was hung around the
neck of referee Harold James. Palmer brought out a wheelbarrow full of plunder
much to the delight of the crowd. Palmer used a pizza paddle, a cowbell and the
infamous White Trash stop sign from Wildside. Vain tried to escape through the
curtain, but Palmer hiptossed him on the ramp. Vain took a bump into the
wheelbarrow. Palmer brought a trash can into the ring. The turnaround spot was
Vain sending the trash can into Palmer’s head with a vicious soccer kick. Vain
juiced Palmer with the cowbell and applied a figure four. Palmer repeatedly
smashed Vain’s head with the trash can lid to break the hold, bloodying up
Vain in the process. Palmer came back with a powerslam, but was very slow to
cover and Vain kicked out. Adonis stole the key from James and got out of the
handcuffs. Meanwhile, Palmer cut Vain off, crotching him on the top rope. Adonis
went to check on Vain and got stunned by Palmer. Vain got crotched again. Palmer
laid Adonis out on a table and brought Vain off the top. Vain took the Flair
flip bump onto Adonis but the table didn’t break. Palmer splashed Adonis
through the table and covered the both of them for the 1-2-3. Crowd chanted
“Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!â€
(6) Billy Buck & Chris King beat Hollywood Brunettes (Andrew Alexander
& Kyle Matthews) beat New Wave (Derrik Driver & Steven Walters and
Talent & Money (J. T. Talent & Andrew Pendleton) in a ladder match to
become the number one contenders for the Anarchy tag titles (18:13).
Not only was it way better than expected, it’s a matter of debate as to
whether it topped the ladder match at Hostile Environment that won Georgia MOY
honors for 2007. Just one psychotic spot after another. Contrived at times but
what ladder match isn’t? They had the crowd, so what the hell. All of these
guys have to be hurting today. An 8 foot came into play. Walters hit a
springboard dive over the ladder. Driver did a reverse huracanrana on Alexander,
who was standing on a bridged ladder. It got a “that was awesome†chant, and
it truly was. New Wave brought out a 12 foot ladder. Buck backdropped Alexander
on a bridged ladder. The ladder bent on impact. Walter did a 450 through the 12
foot ladder. Crazy. Talent gave Walters a full nelson facebuster off a ladder.
Driver hit a ladder-loaded moonsault off a bridged ladder on T & M for
another “this is awesome†chant. King duplicated Slim J’s suicide slide
down a ladder while riding a chair from the final Wildside show. Matthews did a
top rope double stomp on Walters, who was laid out on a bridged ladder. The
finish was completely nuts. Buck gave Matthews a Samoan Drop on a bridged
ladder. Bent the f****** hell out of it. King climbed up and grabbed the
contract for the tag title match. Buck & King figured to be the least likely
team to win going in.
Former two-time NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Chad Parham was welcomed back
by his suck up lackey, Anarchy color commentator John Johnson. Parham had his
Starbuck’s latte, but he was not the picture of sartorial splendor in that
wrinkled sweater. Parham said the product had been going down the drain without
him, and he could no longer live with his conscience. Parham said was coming
back to defend his Certificate of Awesomeness.
(7) Devil’s Rejects (Azrael & Shaun Tempers with Reverend Wilson) beat
Awesome Attraction (Austin Creed & Hayden Young) to retain the NWA Anarchy
Tag Team Titles in 16:19. As a result, the Attraction must
split up forever. The outcome was no surprise to Anarchy fans that watch TNA. A
promo video on the 3/20 show announced that Creed’s television debut would be
on 4/10. They did a great job in a brutally tough spot on the card. It took a
while for the crowd to come around after the ladder match. The babyface shine
featured combo moves by the Attraction. Rejects tried to isolate Creed in their
corner. He escaped but they got heat on Young. Tempers appeared to kill his foe
dead with a hangman neckbreaker, but Young kicked out. Cool sequence here where
Azrael blocked and ducked the spinning enzuigiri Young always uses to set up the
hot tag before Young connected. Creed on fire. Young hit corkscrew dive ala
Jason Cross. Creed spiked Azrael with a DDT, but Tempers nailed him with top
rope knee and put Azrael on top. Creed kicked out. Attraction hit their
Montefisto/Flying Squirrel finishing combo, but
(8) Slim J beat Nemesis via DQ in 8:07 when a masked man interfered.
The wrestling part was stiff and decent enough. The heat was insane. J on fire
until Nemesis turned him inside out with a lariat. Nemesis scored a series of
near falls and did a nice hotshot combo. Crowd behind J bigtime now. J responsed
with a rally but Nemesis shot down his missile dropkick and dished out more
punishment. J made the full fledged comeback – flying reverse DDT for a near
fall. Time for the Detox Driver but Nemesis countered with the Alabama Slam for
a near fall. J hit a Dragonrana and the masked man hit the ring.
Off came the mask. It was JAY f****** FURY!! They were about to hang J in a
heinous act of thuggery when “Ironman†blasted over the PA. Shadow
(9) Iceberg (with Reverend Wilson) beat Shatter (with Jeff G. Bailey) to win
the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title in 15:33. It was a no DQ match with
the other Rejects barred from ringside. Shatter looked phenomenal trimmed down
to under 240. Incredible heat as they went nose to nose. Iceberg was busted open
in the first two minutes after a head first shot into the announcer’s booth.
NOTES: Shatter was taken to Habersham Medical Center for stitches…Grissom had
his knee on ice and will probably get it checked on Monday…The featured guest
for the 3/29 edition of Peach State Pandemonium will be Buff Bagwell. The link
is www.blogtalkradio/PSP. Rich Tate and Dan Masters will be the hosts…Former
NWA Wildside wrestler White Trash came was at the show. Trash is about to become
the assistant program director for the ESPN radio affiliate in