On April 19, 2008 in Chicago Ridge, IL, Ring of Honor held Return Engagement,
featuring the second Motor City Machine Guns match of that weekend. Also, Kevin
Steen gets another shot at the ROH World Championship after Nigel McGuinness
cheated to retain the belt a week before. Also, a year before, the MCMG and the
Briscoes had a classic match that went forty minutes plus. Hence the name of
the show.
The Motor City Machine Guns talk about their rematch with the Briscoes. Sabin
says they have studied their matches. Shelley disparages the Briscoes as
rednecks. Another calm, reasoned promo by Shelley. The Briscoes take their
turn for a promo after this. They thought everyone already knew they were the
best tag team in the world.
Silas Young vs. Austin Aries
Neither man gets the better of the other after a lock up. Arm drags by Aries.
Silas gets out of the wristlock and gets two with a side headlock takedown. He
is able to apply a Texas Cloverleaf, but Aries gets out and forces Young to
bail. Aries hits a suicide dive. Aries climbs to the top rope, but misses a
dropkick. Knee to the guy by Young for one. He steps on Aries' stomach, then
whips him into the corner hard. Young pounds Aries in the corner. Sunset flip
by Aries for two. Gutbuster by Young.
Aries shoves Young into the corner and fights him on the apron, then hits a
missile dropkick off the top rope, followed by a running dropkick in the
corner. Young blocks a suplex and scores two with a backbreaker. Forward
somersault roll and he goes for his handstand to moonsault in the corner, but
Aries blocks. Aries with his own somersault roll, followed by a kick to the
head, brainbuster, and Horn of Aries after some Last Chancery for the win.
Your winner, Austin Aries!
Jimmy Jacobs comes to the ring after the match. Jacobs congratulates him on the
win and brings up Aries' kiss with Lacey. Jacobs is proud of standing next to
Aries, but claims he is not a jealous guy (heh), he just doesn't like people
touching his things. Aries is proud that Jimmy is proud. Aries makes a few
double entendres. He compares Jacobs to something he ate a lot of one night
with Lacey. He says he never considered joining AOTF. Their message may be
right, but their voice is wrong. True leaders don't beg people to join. He
warns Jacobs to leave him and Lacey alone.
Alex Payne vs. Mitch Franklin
Side headlock by Sugarfoot. Franklin counters with headscissors. They trade
arm drags and leg sweeps. Not exactly Guerrero and Malenko. Mercifully, Jacobs
asks them to stop. He calls Austin a liar and says AOTF is about action not
talking. He sends Necro Butcher, with a chair an a fist wrapped in barbed wire
to kill the students.
Necro Butcher vs. Payne & Franklin
Necro throws a chair at Franklins head, then punches Payne with his barbed wire
fist. He goes after Payne's forehead, then punches him in the corner, followed
by a foot to the head. Franklin gets repeatedly punched, then chokeslammed on a
chair. Payne tries to fight back, but he gets punched in the face. Double pin
by Necro.
Your winner, Necro Butcher!
After the match, Necro goes after his opponents a little more.
Sweet n' Sour, Inc. (Adam Pearce & Brent Albright) vs. Claudio Castagnoli
& Pelle Primeau
Pearce wants, and gets, Pelle to start. Pelle uses his quickness to evade
Pearce, but he is eventually caught and just as quickly, he is beaten down.
With an assist from Claudio, Pelle hits a rana on Pearce. Another assist from
Claudio results in Albright and Pearce being taken down. Pearce catches Pelle
with a crossbody. Pelle rolls out of Albright's way and gets two with a roll
up. Kryptonite Krunch from Albright. Pelle is beaten in the corner and Pearce
comes back in, chopping and slugging him. Pelle fires back, but he is floored
with a powerbomb. Albright tags in to continue the assault with a backbreaker
into an overhead slam. S n' S keep making tags and pounding on Pelle.
Pelle escapes a suplex and finally tags in Claudio, who comes in throwing
Europeans. Back body drop to Albright, European to Pearce. Giant Swing on
Albright. Albright avoids a European. Claudio clotheslines Pearce and hits a
Black Tornado Slam on Albright for two when Pearce breaks the pin up. Pelle
with a springboard seated senton and double stomp on Pearce. Pearce bails and
Pelle jumps off the apron with a dropkick, sending Pearce into a guardrail.
Powerslam by Albright as Hagadorn clotheslines Pelle on the floor. Albright
goes for a Half Nelson suplex, but Pearce accidentally hits him with the
briefcase. Claudio Europeans Pearce out of the ring and hits a Ricola Bomb on
Albright for the win.
Your winners, Pelle Primeau & Claudio Castagnoli!
Sweeney tries to keep the peace after the match. Albright isn't happy.
Kevin Steen is at a gym and whaaaa??? He references Nigel telling him to take
things seriously if he wants to be champion and he climbs on a treadmill. It's
Steen talking about how he can win the title in one of those loud voices he does
where he kind of sounds like he is doing a bad Christopher Walken impersonation.
Four Corner Survival: Lacey vs. Daizee Haze vs. MsChif vs. Ashley Lane
Lane and MsChif start. MsChif scares her off with a scream. They do lock up
and trade wrist holds. Roll up by MsChif for two. Arm drags from Lane. MsChif
clubs Lane in the back of the head. She tags Haze in, but Lacey bails and won't
tag in for Lane. Haze and Lane sloppily go at it before Lane gets an arm drag.
Haze reverses with a Hammerlock. Lacey comes in and kicks Haze. Lane takes
Haze to the mat.
Haze back with a couple of forearms. Lacey distracts Haze by kicking her in the
back. Lane tags in Lacey and she pounds Haze in the back, then slams her head
on the mat. Lacey trips and seemingly hurts herself. Lane comes back in and
goes after Haze. Haze tags MsChif in. MsChif stretches Lane's leg for two.
MsChif with a clothesline. Lacey, feeling better, tags in and knocks Haze off
the apron before kicking and choking Lane. Snapmare and Dragon Kicks by Lacey
for two. Lane trips Lacey with a Jackknife Pin for two. Neckbreaker by Lacey,
followed by a butterfly lock. Haze breaks it up. MsChif tags in and screams at
Lacey. Lacey gets caught between MsChif and Haze. Chinbreakers from both,
followed by a MsChif clothesline. MsChif gets two with a standing moonsault.
MsChif stretches Lacey in the middle of the ring. Lane interferes and kicks
MsChif, hitting a knee to the head and clothesline. Lacey with a dropkick to
Lane's head. TKO by Lacey to Haze. MsChif rolls up Lacey for two.
Lane, Haze, & Lacey are fighting on the floor when MsChif climbs to the top rope
and dives onto them. MsChif covers Lacey in the ring for two. They trade shots
and struggle for the advantage. Haze pulls Lacey out of the ring. Lane with a
crossbody on MsChif for two. MsChif rolls over for her own two count. MsChif
is bridged to the mat and hit with an elbow by Lane for two. Desecrator by
MsChif to Lane for the win.
Your winner, MsChif!
Jimmy Jacobs makes another appearance. He holds the ropes open for MsChif.
Jacobs wants to know if she is okay. Jacobs says that Austin said some pretty
nasty lies. He wants to hear from Lacey that they are lies and wants her to
make it better. She didn't want to do this here, but she says they have to go
there separate ways. Austin is waiting for her on the entrance way and they
share a kiss. Jacobs sits in the ring and cries. Age of the Fall come out to
collect Jacobs.
Chris Hero w/ Sweet n' Sour, Inc. vs. Delirious
Hero knocks Delirious down while he isn't looking. Delirious reverses a suplex
with a rana, then gets a side headlock takedown, followed by a couple of arm
drags and a crucifix pin for two. Side headlock on the mat by Delirious. The
shoulderblock spot. Another side headlock takedown by Delirious. Hero tries to
suplex out, but Delirious maintains the hold. Hero stomps Delirious in the
head. Hero clubs him in the back and stomps a couple more times. Headbutts
from Delirious and Hero bails.
Delirious chases Sweeney on the floor. Roaring Elbow from Hero, followed by a
dropkick to the head. Elbow to Delirious' head. He drops Delirious on his
bottom for two, then stomps him in his posterior. Delirious with a quick pin
for two. Back senton by Hero gets two. Stomps to Delirious' head. Hero
continues to toy with Delirious. Delirious comes back with a DDT. Delirious
with a series of shots and an enziguri. He punches Hero in the chest.
Delirious drops Hero's neck across the top rope and comes off the top with a
rana. Delirious goes for Panic Attack, but Hero hits a couple of Roaring Elbows
for the win.
Your winner, Chris Hero!
The Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs. The Briscoes
Sabin and Mark start trading holds. Sabin easily gets out of the headscissors.
Shoulderblocks in the corner by Mark. Headscissors takedown by Sabin. Samoan
Drop and senton off the second rope by Mark. Jay tags in, but Sabin rolls him
up for two. Wrist lock by Sabin. Shelley tags in with a double axe handle to
Jay's back. Snapmare and a knee drop for two. The MCMG double team Jay and
Sabin covers for two.
Shelley tags back in and Sabin throws Jay into his boots. High angle back
suplex by Shelley gets two. Jay with a side headlock, but Shelley quickly
counters with an abdominal stretch. Sunset flip by Shelley for two. Mark and
Sabin take turns rolling their respective partners over, then Sabin with a
sunset flip on Mark for stereo twos on the Briscoes.
Abdominal stretch by Shelley to Jay. Sabin takes Mark out of the ring, then
gives Jay a dropkick while he is in the hold. Jay avoids a double team. Leg
lariat by Jay to Shelley and Mark in with a springboard double stomp. Double
team shoulder tackle to Shelley. Scoop slam by Jay and a knee drop off the
middle rope by Mark for two. More knee drops from Mark and Jay tags back in.
Back elbow by Jay for two.
Sabin low bridges Jay out of the ring and the MCMG with stereo kicks to Mark.
Shelley with a snapmare and slingshot elbow drop. Slingshot senton by Sabin.
Sabin uses Shelley to kick Jay, then flips him back onto Mark. Sabin
clotheslines Jay out of the ring. Sabin makes like he is going to dive out, but
Jay moves, only to get in the way of Shelley diving off the apron, as the crowd
gets to its' feet.
Dropkick by Mark to Shelley. The ref won't let Sabin dive out of the ring, but
he does it anyway while his back is turned. Very cool. Sabin pulls back with a
leg trap/half crab combo on Mark and Shelley sneaks a low blow in. Jay makes
the blind tag and clotheslines Shelley after a chinbreaker by Mark. Jay
charges, then hits a snapmare followed by a dropkick to the head.
Mark tags in and punches Sabin in the abdomen. Mark with repeated punches in
the corner, followed by stomps and a knee for two. Jay tags back in. He
catches Sabin with a spinebuster and tags Mark in. The Briscoes toss Sabin up
and he crashes to the mat for two. Mark with knees and kicks to the back for
another two. Abdominal stretch by Mark. Jay tags in and whips Sabin into a
kick from Mark for two.
European Uppercut followed by a dropkick to Sabin for two. Mark tags in.
Snapmare by Jay and Mark applies a chinlock. Sabin fights out with an enziguri
and Shelley tags in. He comes off the top with a dropkick on Mark. Codebreaker
to Jay. DDT off the ropes to Mark. Sabin leaps off Shelley's back and
dropkicks Jay off the apron. Shelley goes for a frog splash, but Mark gets the
knees up. Sabin with a cutter on Mark. Shelley locks in a crossface. Jay
tries to break it up, but Sabin ties him up. Mark makes the ropes.
Mark blocks charges and hits a moonsault press on the MCMG. Jay tags in and
superkicks Sabin. Shelley kicks Mark, but Jay comes off the top and helps his
brother. Sabin in with an enziguri to Jay. Mark with a spinning heel kick to
Sabin and Jay gets two with a DVD to Shelley.
Double team knee drop by the Briscoes for two. They go for the Doomsday, but
Shelley counters with a Victory Roll for two, then drives Jay's head into the
mat. Sabin tags in and kicks Mark. Another double team by the MCMG as Shelley
comes off the top with a senton. Mark suplexes Shelley on to Sabin to break up
a pin and all fore men are down.
Sabin and Mark trade chops. Roll up by Jay for two. Mark dives onto Shelley.
Jay Driller on Sabin for two. Doomsday Device on Sabin, but Shelley breaks the
pin up. He takes Jay out of the ring. Suplex by Mark to Sabin. Mark to the
top, but Sabin avoids the Shooting Star Press. Shelley tags in and hits Sliced
Bread #2 on Mark for a near fall.
Jay goes up to meet Shelley, but Sabin comes in gives Jay a release German
Suplex off the top. Mark goes up to meet Shelley, but Shelley with Super Sliced
Bread #2 for the win.
Your winners, the Motor City Machine Guns!
Age of the Fall come out and assault the Briscoes. Jimmy gets the Spike out.
It's a pretty vicious beating. The Briscoes are shown taking themselves to the
hospital afterwards.
Kota Ibushi vs. El Generico
They feel each other out for a bit and trade reversals. Kota bridges Generico
to the mat with a knuckle lock. Generico does the same and works on Ibushi's
arm. Side headlock by Generico. Dropkick by Kota and it's a beauty. He kicks
Generico in the corner. Stiff kick to the chest. Snapmare and dragon kick for
two. Chinlock by Ibushi.
Knees and kicks to Generico. Generico gets his knees up on a standing
moonsault. Scoop slam by Generico for two. Elbow drop for two with a weak
cover. Dropkick by Generico for two. Generico blocks a charge and connects
with a cross body off the middle rope for two. Backbreaker by Generico. He
gets two with a split legged moonsault. Forearm exchange. Ibushi spikes him
with a rana.
Running kick to Generico. Generico with a tilt a whirl backbreaker. He goes to
the top rope, but Ibushi backflips to knock him off the top and to the floor.
He then moonsaults onto Generico. Generico tries to flip over the top into the
ring, but Kota slams him down for two. More kicks and a standing moonsault for
another near fall. Generico blocks a kick and hits a spin out powerbomb for
two.
Kota blocks a charge, but runs into a Michinoku Driver for two. Kota blocks the
Yakuza Kick and kicks Generico in the head. The two go face to face. Kota with
a kick to the head and German Suplex for two. Generico goes to the top to meet
Ibushi. Ibushi knocks him off the top and hits a standing moonsault for two
after landing on his feet from the top rope moonsault.
Ibushi charges in the corner, but Generico follows in the opposite corner and
gets two with a top rope splash. Another kick knocks Generico down. Generico
meets Kota at the top rope. Kota goes for a powerbomb, but Generico lands on
his feet, then hits a corner Yakuza Kick. He sets up for a BRAAAIINNNBUSSTAAHHH,
but Ibushi blocks and hits an inverted rana off the top for two. Corkscrew 450
Splash from Ibushi for the win on his last night of the tour.
Your winner, Kota Ibushi!
Sweet n' Sour in the back. Sweeney is talking everyone up. Albright is still
upset at what happened earlier, but Sweeney calms him down.
Age of the Fall (Tyler Black, Joey Matthews, & Zach Gowen) vs. The Vulture
Squad (Jack Evans, Jigsaw, & Ruckus)
Evans and Matthews start with a lock up. Evans forces Matthews to the mat.
Matthews trips Evans, but gets pinned for two. Matthews takes Evans to the mat
and works the arm. Evans uses his agility to get out of the hold and rana
Matthews. Matthews catches him on a rana attempt and kicks him, but Evans flips
back with a kick and tags Ruckus in. Ruckus with a suplex to Matthews, then he
flips Black onto him. Standing moonsault from Ruckus, standing SSP from Evans
onto Matthews. AOTF regroup on the floor.
Matthews trips Ruckus and tags Black in. Ruckus and Jigsaw double team Black,
then flip Evans onto him for two. Black drives Jigsaw into his corner where
AOTF sucker punch him and Black gets two. Matthews tags back in and he steps on
Jigsaw's gut. Black punches and kicks Jigsaw while the ref's back is turned.
Jigsaw fights out of the corner and tags Evans in. Evans with a springboard
kick to Matthews. Evans gets yanked off the apron by AOTF.
In the ring, Matthews covers for two. Gowen springboards off the top onto Evans
for two, then hits a corner dropkick. Snapmare and Black tags back in. Scoop
slam by Black, and a big stomp to the chest. Matthews stops Evans from making
the tag. Evans fights back with forearms. Matthews lifts Evans up and slams
him to the mat for two. Abdominal stretch by Matthews.
Springboard back elbow by Evans. Black tags in and keeps him from making the
tag initially, but Evans makes it over to Ruckus. Leg lariat to Black. Black
blocks a suplex to Matthews. Ruckus kicks Black in the head and tosses Matthews
out of the ring. Ruckus flips over the top rope onto Matthews and Gowen.
Jigsaw superkicks Black out of the ring, then dives over the top onto every
body. Evans joins in on the fun with a springboard 450.
Jigsaw sweeps Black to the mat, Matthews with a DDT to Jigsaw. Ruckus gives
Matthews a bulldog. Gowen trips Ruckus in the ropes, then hits a moonsault onto
him. Evans with a blockbuster on Gowen. Black in the ring, and he powerbombs
Evans into the corner, followed by a small package driver for the win.
Your winners, Age of the Fall!
Jimmy Jacobs takes out and takes the mic. He says he carved a niche as a tough
son of a bitch, and even carved his body, showing off some scars. He says
Austin Aries crushed his heart and broke his soul. He can't forgive Aries for
that. He wants Aries to be a man and fight him face to face.
Aries runs out and Jacobs attacks immediately. Aries punches Jacobs in the
corner. Aries jumps off the top to wipe out AOTF, then he punches Aries some
more. Matthews trips up Aries and AOTF take over. Cane shots from Gowen. They
hold him down as Jacobs screams and spits on Aries. Jacobs gets the spike out.
He threatens to cut Aries' throat, but Lacey comes out to beg for mercy. Jacobs
grabs Lacey and yells at her. He wants to know why he shouldn't kill her. He
lets the spike go and breaks down crying again.
ROH World Championship Match: Nigel McGuinness (c) vs. Kevin Steen
Steen attacks Nigel during his entrance with a low blow, then punches him on the
floor. Chop from Steen. He stays after Nigel and no sells a chop. McGuinness
shoves Steen and hits a European Uppercut. Steen chops back and hits a
forearm. Steen with a poke to the eye.
In the ring, Nigel fights back, but Steen again avoids the Jawbreaker Lariat and
comes off the apron with a splash to the floor. Steen whips Nigel into the
guardrail. Nigel takes a page out of Steen's playbook and kicks the rope into
Steen's groin, then throws him into the ringpost. He drives Steen to the floor
by the shoulder. Steen is tossed into the guardrail. Nigel whips his arm
against the guardrail.
Back in the ring, Nigel keeps working the shoulder, then connects with a dragon
kick. Suplex by Steen with the shoulder taking the brunt of it. He has until
five and Nigel uses it to attack the shoulder some more. Nigel puts Steen's
left arm behind his back and trips him to the mat. Nigel works the shoulder on
the mat.
Steen gets out, but misses a front flip leg drop. He goes for a Sharpshooter,
but Nigel makes the ropes before it can be applied. Chop exchange. Steen bites
Nigel's chest a couple times. Steen charges with a corner clothesline, but
Nigel avoids the cannonball and covers for two with his feet on the ropes.
Nigel goes for the Tower of London, but Steen lands on his feet and applies the
Sharpshooter. Nigel is able to reach out to the ropes. Nigel back in control
with a Hammerlock Divorce Court. He locks in the London Dungeon, but Steen
makes the ropes. Steen avoids the corner mule kick with a powerslam, then a
back senton. He hits the cannonball, but does some damage to his own shoulder
and is slow to get up.
Nigel crotches Steen on the top rope and hits a lariat for two. Running
European and Lariat for two. Another London Dungeon. Steen makes the ropes and
gets the Sharpshooter cinched in. Again, Nigel makes the ropes. Steen with a
pumphandle neckbreaker across the knee. Swanton by Steen, and he goes to the
top again. Frog Splash by Steen, but Nigel kicks out at two.
The two get up and exchange shots. Steen ducks a Lariat and gets out of a
sleeper. He avoids the Jawbreaker with a superkick. Nigel drives Steen into
the corner, but his charge is blocked. Steen pins Nigel with his feet on the
ropes for two. He nails the Package Piledriver, but Nigel gets the boot on the
bottom rope.
Steen and Nigel get on the apron next to the table. Nigel shoves Steen into the
ringpost, kicks him in the back, and clotheslines him down through the table.
Nigel rolls Steen in the ring. Lariat from Nigel for two. Steen sits on Nigel
for two. He goes for the Sharpshooter again, but Nigel goes for the eyes.
Steen finally hits the Jawbreaker with Steen struggling to see and grabs the
tights for good measure to win the match.
Your winner, Nigel McGuinness!
Delirious gets a massage from Daizee Haze to end the DVD. He gets too eager,
though, and freaks her out.
Match thoughts:
Perfectly acceptable opener, the kind of match that ROH doesn't do enough to
open shows, namely a match under 10 minutes in length.
Good promo between Aries and Jacobs, furthering ROH's most interesting story.
Necro destroying the students is better than Necro actually having a match.
If you are a fan of Pelle getting beat down, then you might like the tag match
he is in. Claudio looked good in cleaning house. Nothing must see.
And if you are a fan of SHIMMER, you'll like the four corner showcase. It was
ok, but I'm not a huge fan of women's wrestling.
The second segment featuring Jacobs was better than the first. Jacobs is so
good here and makes it seem very real and emotional.
Hero-Delirious never really got going, and was mostly Hero dominating.
Surprising result in the big tag match of the night. Arguable the two best
teams in the world going at it for thirty minutes. What more can you ask for?
Generico and Ibushi did a great job of making everyone that each pinfall could
be the last, and I liked that Ibushi saved a move to bust out on the last night
to finally earn his win.
The six man was pretty quick, but everyone got some fun spots in and it was a
nice break between the undercard matches and the main event. This was followed
by another must see angle with Jacobs. Great stuff from him tonight.
The main event was a step down from previous shows. It was hurt by the feeling
that Steen was never close to pulling this one out. It also looked bad when
they showed him in the ring and the crowd was quickly filing out of the ring. I
DID like the story the did with the Jawbreaker all weekend, with Nigel being
forced to resort to dirty tactics to be able to finally hit it.
Overall, I'd recommend this DVD based on the strength of the tag match with the
MCMG and the Briscoes, the Kota-Generico match, and all the Jimmy Jacobs
angles. Jacobs was arguably the star of the night despite not wrestling. He
was phenomenal in all of his segments. The undercard and the main are a bit
underwhelming, but there is enough here to feel good about getting this.
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