Showtime All-Star Wrestling – Episode 131
Airing on April 17, 2010 in Nashville on CW58
Taped April 2 and April 9, 2010 in Nashville at the Stadium Inn
Reno Riggins and Steve Hall opened from ringside at “the SAW Studioâ€. Hall
revealed Rick Santel had suffered a dislocated knee during his match last week.
Reno said putting that and Paul Adams’ legal issues in the equation with the
other problems, and the wheels appeared to coming off of the A-Team.
Michael Graham on solo commentary.
1 – ARRICK “The Dragon†ANDREWS vs. BIG BULLY DOUGLAS
Andrews shoulder blocks were bouncing off Bully, but he used his quickness to
spark a flurry of offense that had the fans on the hard camera side going
bonkers. Andrews worked the arm, taking a page out of Kid Kash’s book by biting
Bully’s fingers. A double whip reversal led to Andrews charging in and eating
stuff. Douglas then ran Andrews’ shoulder into the post. Douglas zeroed in on
the shoulder and elbow of Andrews. Douglas went to the dreaded sleeper hold. I
wonder if a garden variety sleeper hold has ever won a match for anybody in SAW?
Andrews’ jawbreaker left both men on the canvas. Time for the high impact
comeback, Andrews’ shoulder block knocked Douglas on his ass this time around.
Douglas thumbed Andrews in the eye. Andrews surprised Douglas with a flying
crucifix for the pin.
WINNER: Andrews in 7:53 with a flying crucifix. After a promising start, it
turned into a pretty average match. I liked the way Andrews had to wear Douglas
down for his high impact moves to have an effect. SAW needs to ban the sleeper
hold. It's 2010. There's a gazillion submission moves to use at that point in
the match.
Hall conducted a ringside interview with Andrews, who said had found a new level
of focus during his hiatus and never felt better. Andrews maintained that Kash
assaulted him at the Fairgrounds (February 13) because he knew he would lose the
title if they wrestled that night. Andrews said 2010 would be the Year of the
Dragon. “Take a look in these eyes. You will see it. There’s a fire that’s never
been burned before!â€
(Commercial break)
Hall called Adams to ringside to address the situation with A-Team. Nasty heat
from the crowd and Adams responded in kind. This was not the semi-warm and
cuddly Adams from last week’s escapade. He was back to insulting the fat ladies
with vengeance. Adams said he didn’t know what would possess Andy Douglas to hug
Chase Stevens. “I would rather clean the commode at that fat woman’s house after
she ate at the Mexican buffet.†Adams went on to say that David Young hadn’t won
a match in six months and was in no condition to wrestle because he was
depressed “He’s not sleeping. He hasn’t eaten, which isn’t necessarily a bad
thing.†Hall brought up Adams arrest last week. Adams admitted that he spent a
night in jail for the first time in his life and shared a cell with a biker. A
joke ensued involving “Ben Dover†and what the biker extended to Adams (not a
handshake). Adams said Santel’s robe was defeathered and he was deflowered.
Adams said he was never so glad to see Leah Hulan of Grumpy’s Bail Bonds in his
life. “I rang. She sprang, and I was outta there.†Adams said he was going to
take time off from SAW to recharge his battery.
That brought Riggins out. He brought up how Adams tried to ruin the careers of
Andrews and “Boogie Woogie Boy†Gary Valiant by having them arrested at the SAW
Mill a couple years back. Riggins said that arrests put him in a bad spot,
because SAW had a policy of not employing talent that has a criminal record.
“This isn’t The Apprentice. This is SAW and you’re FIRED!†The refs came out and
hustled a stunned looking Adams towards the exit.
2 – “Maniac†MARC ANTHONY vs. ERIC HODGE
Anthony overwhelmed Hodge before the poor guy even got his jacket off. Anthony
blasted him with a lariat, choked the life out of him and hit a wicked Samoan
Drop to set up a top rope diving headbutt for the pin.
WINNER: Anthony in 1:45 with a diving headbutt. 100% Squash.
Anthony tossed a chair into the ring. It broke, so he beat on Hodge with the
pieces until Tony Falk ushered him out.
Tony Falk did a sitdown interview with Riggins. Tony encouraged the fans to
check out their local wrestling to see the stars of tomorrow. He mentioned
reffing Steve Austin’s first match and riding the roads in Louisiana with a 19
year old Shawn Michaels. Reno asked Tony about his son, LT. Tony held up a copy
of the Nashville Scene with LT on the cover. Falk credited Bill Dundee, Frank
Morrell, John Caesar and Reno with helping LT’s career. Tony said it took a
village. Somewhere, Hillary Clinton was smiling. Tony said he got carried away
last week bring his stick in the ring when Derrick King Enterprises was beating
up LT, but this week it would be two on two.
3 – LT FALK & RUDY SWITCHBLADE vs. DERRICK KING & “Teen Excitement†DREW HASKINS
Babyfaces in total control early. Falk executed the headlock/headscissors
takeover on both members of DKE. King got the worst of chop punch exchange and
took a TO. Switchblade showed spider like tendencies, suspending himself in the
ropes and then dropping when King charged at him. Haskins reached in and yanked
Switchblade down by the hair to shift the advantage to DKE. They picked
Switchblade apart. Graham made a faux pas where he said King was more talented
than Switchblade when he meant to say experienced. Graham apologized to Rudy and
the entire Switchblade family. Imagine going through life with the last name
Switchblade. DKE distracted so that the ref didn’t see a legal tag. At one
point, Haskins did this wobbly leg deal like Bob Armstrong before making a
cover. A DKE miscue saw Haskins punch King, and Switchblade made the hot tag.
The place was on fire for LT’s one against two. He hit neckbreaker on King,
causing King to DDT Haskins for a great near fall. Haskins kicked out a rolling
reverse and the momentum sent LT towards the ropes, where King was waiting on
the outside with a concealed chain. 1-2-3.
WINNERS: Derrick King Enterprises in 8:15 when Haskins pinned LT after a chain
shot by King. Very entertaining. Great atmosphere. Solid performances.
The Grumpy’s Bail Bonds Bail Jumper of the Week segment was different this time
around. It depicted Leah and her associates searching her office/house
(apparently one and the same. This lady doesn’t miss a trick) in vain for bail
jumper Jordan Donley. Everyone, including her daughter, was holding up mug shots
of the guy.
4 – KID KASH vs. LANI KEALOHA
Kealoha turned his back to put up his necklace and Kash started beating the
living daylights out of him. Kealoha got off a min-explosion of offense. Kash
was momentarily stunned. He gave Lani a blatant low blow and slapped on a
kneebar. Kealoha tapped. Kash did what comes naturally for a sadist, refusing to
break the hold of his own volition.
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WINNER: Kash via submission with a kneebar in 1:06. Kealoha must have thought he
had entered the seventh circle of hell.
Afterwards, Kash stomped Kealoha in the nuts. Lani sold it like he was about to
puke. Hall tried to interview Kash about losing the SAW International Title.
Talk about a sore subject. Kash ordered Hall to remove his ass from his sight.
Graham said Kash was not going to hijack the show, and sent it to a commercial
break.
Back from commercial, a war of words was in progress between Kash and Riggins.
Graham said the mic had been cut off because of the language. Kash attacked
Kealoha again. Riggins jumped into the ring to break it up. Kash clocked Riggins
and put him in the ankle lock. Riggins was flopping around in agony, until
Andrews hit the ring and starting going at with Kash.
THOUGHTS: The tag team match was my favorite part of the show. The homefield
advantage slant made it a lot of fun to watch. It was a cool idea that exploited
the fervent nature of the fans at the Stadium Inn, and was well executed by all
parties. In an odd note, SAW editor Timmy Thompson uploaded it on his youtube
site as a USWO Tag Team Title match with Falk and Switchblade winning. The near
fall right before the finish was portrayed as a three count. It can be viewed
online
http://www.youtube.com/
Next week, it's back to Buffalo Billiards for the first of three episodes taped
prior to the flood.